NEW, NEW MOVIES: LOTTERY TICKET

Soon as I cash this ticket I'm going to get a new bike and some video games and...

There's a BRAND-NEW MOVIE out on DVD called Lottery Ticket and it's full of big stars like... Bow Wow. Anyway, from looking at the preview we learn that in the movie:

an old man will teach someone how to fight

the star of the film run away from a big strong guy and jump into an open window.

there will be a big show down with said huge guy, who is dramatically knocked out as a crowd cheers and laughs and points at him.

It stars Ice Cube.

No, it's not FRIDAY, a movie with highly similar plot points. It's yet another gawd-awful Ice Cube production. It's also a movie so horrible that it thinks nothing of referencing OTHER movies. And I don't think the film's director was thinking along the same lines as the myriad of allusions in T.S. Eliot's "The Wasteland" - referencing Hindi religious chants or The Bible.
He was thinking: cheap and ea$y.

Everyone has hopefully forgotten about John Travolta's stomach-turning reference to "royale with cheese" in his last film... well, I can't remember the name of it but we all saw it didn't we - DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU DIDN'T SEE IT!!!!

Actually, it's called From Paris With Love and I didn't see it but I know for an Internet-fact that he used that line, referencing one of the few times he's actually been cool in his entire life. Gross.