Sex in the City=Beer in the Belly

From one of the great minds of our generation comes ...

Quoth John Nijhawan:

"I suggest you follow my lead and turn this idea into a national movement.

I think it's wise to organize a massive "dude's night out" full of debauchery to coincide with the release of Sex in the City. Every woman and her sister is going to be at that nonsense & therefore all men are off the leash...

If you are accounted for, I think it wise to be stone cold sober when she disembarks for the movie & in the 3 hours she's gone get the drunkest she'll ever see you & COMPLETELY kill her high, thus bringing her back to earth w/ a healthy dose of reality + reminder of who's really boss.

It comes out next Friday, May 30th."