I'm going to put my hand right ... here. Tell me if that's a problem.

I realize how exaggerated this sounds, but I mean this with all of my heart: The best thing I’ve ever done with my entire life – is that I never really got into video games.
Listen to me!
IF I DIE TODAY (keep your fingers crossed) MY TOMBSTONE WILL SAY:

JUST NEVER REALLY GOT INTO MADDEN