"Hey!"
I saw you on Saturday night but you didn't see me. At first.
Yeah you were standing there on the corner with your
popped-collar pink shirt yelling into your cell-phone about
how wasted you were the other night.
You knew it was annoying when you did it.
So don’t give me that “I’m calling the cops!” bullshit
when I “punch you in the fucking junk.”
"Knuckles"
OR
"I swear on my girlfriend’s brass knuckles
"I swear on my girlfriend’s brass knuckles
that the following story is true."
While walking to work this morning
two Able-Bodied Vagrants walked by me.
One said to the other:
I haven’t said anything to him yet...
I haven’t said anything to him yet...
I’m just showing him with my actions.
"No-stache" 
I may have mentioned this before
and if so I apologize -
but please pass it along...
Unless you’re a black male – no facial hair.
Seriously.
It’s over with.
We’re done with it.
