Here's a book shelf of organic matter - custom made for you!

I'm printing up shirts that say:
I'm so done long-boarding it's not even funny.

and bumper stickers that say:
My other car is gay.

I have a friend who wears
normal clothes except that
everyday, underneath those
normal clothes he wears
a different pair of
Thundercats pajamas.

Phrases You Never Hear While Waiting For the Elevator in the Parking Deck:
  • "I'm just dead set on finishing this O Magazine crossword puzzle!"
  • "I really shouldn't have had that third bottle of margarita mix."
  • "Any you guys seen a skinhead walk by with a cut on his face? No? Cool."