With Darwin's permission...

When I was younger my parents raised boxers. They said the key to a well-trained dog, especially a boxer, was training it at the beach.
Here's an old home movie. Y'all...

Things I Would Never Make Fun of:
If I was ever driving down North Avenue and I saw a vagrant wearing a shirt that said I WORK HERE on the back, I wouldn't say something mean/funny** to myself. I'm not saying that happened, but if that did happen I would never make fun of it. Never.

**- The vagrant/I WORK HERE combo is similar to the hipster who once wore a "trucker hat."
I'm not actually a truck driver or a poor person,
therefore this poor person's hat is a wild juxtoposition.